enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

kamwise-gamgee:

naomster:

toni-tan:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

I was honest expecting the punchlines to be “You die”

What happens if you sleep with a moose?

You die.

silentblackpanther:

Just popped up on my dash….

Send me a character and I’ll tell you;

sinnerlikedamon:

OTP:
BrOTP:
OT3:
NOTP:

brilliant-pissoff:

missanthropicprinciple:

fabledquill:

dontblinktheangelshavecamelot:

Look! There was a fan fiction article in today’s Washington Express (a free daily I newspaper put out by the Washington Post in Washington DC)

Link to the article online

Article credit, Beth Marlowe (Express)

Art credit, Patrick Leger (For Express)

An actually…. respectful…. and balanced article?? About fanfiction???

In a real publication??!?!

I just cannot express how much I love this.

can we talk about everyone’s expressions in the top photo please like mostly Bones he’s just like DAMMIT JIM I’M A DOCTOR NOT A VOYEUR